DODGE BALL is starting up at the MCC!!!!
By Scott Hagerdorm

We will be using a BOWLING BALL to up the stakes a bit. Wear a helmet and let the GOOD TIMES begin!!!!

Hide and Go seek!!!!
By Scott Hagerdorm

YEAH. You know you love it. This is a fun new sport for all the MCC peeps!!!! We tried it last week and it was a HUGE success!!! We still haven't found about a half dozen of the participants.

Tournament Chances Still Alive
By Scott Hagerdorm

The Middle Town Middlers bowling team is holding on for one more round. They avoided implosion Thursday afternoon when Team Captain Sammy ‘Gutter’ Francis suddenly appeared and took down 8 pins in a single frame. “The applause were deafening,” said Margaret Thirstenbaum who suffers from over-sensitivity of the ears.

While the team is not guaranteed a spot in the upcoming tourney, they have as good of a chance now, as they did at the start of the season when only three teams had registered to play in the league. The next elimination round is tentatively scheduled for sometime in the near future.

Middlers Succumb To Defeat
By Scott Hagerdorm

Every spectator sat on the edge of their seat Thursday afternoon as the Middle Town Middlers videogame team dropped quarters left and right in the arcade of the Middle Town bowling alley. The team was doing well on nearly every game being played until team co-captain Sammy ‘Sore Thumbs’ Francis failed to reload the players with fresh coinage. “I don’t know what happened to him. I had just finished doing an impressive up-up-down-down-left-right-jump-kick and I looked up and he was gone.”