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Determination
Learning
Education
Tedious
Opportunity
Wow
Normal
Courage
Oblong
Mighty
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Unity
Nowhere
Insight
Tacos
Yes!
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Litter
Legs
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Eatery
That spells Middle Town Community College, and MCC spells success! Founded in 1983, MCC is in the middle of the middlemost state in the middle of the country. Officially ranked 276th (of US community colleges(, we have been molding young men and women into adults for years! We offer extensive two-month, two-year, one-week programs, and three-hour programs.
Get your Associate's Degree, Assistant Associate's Degree, Associate's Certificate, Certified Certificate, or Letter of Appreciation. Why wait? The future is now! Come join us! Won't you? And if not, why? The answers to your questions await you at MCC.
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ON THE BUBBLE
Welcome to "On The Bubble," the news program written and produced by our very own Middle Town Community College students Kevin Mac, Luke Hastings, and some chick named Andrea. They don't get money or class credit or anything for doing the show. But just imagine: we’ll be able to say we knew Andrea before she became more powerful than a starved wombat in heat. And that we knew Kevin and Luke before they became co-assistant managers at the Quik Sip. Nice. The show is broadcasted from Kevin's dorm room, and is held together with scotch tape and Luke's own snot.  EPISODE 119 Matthew McConaughey gets his head ripped and Gordo gets killed. EPISODE 118 Kevin forces Sarah Jessica Parker to wear a bag over her head and Luke gets bi&*h slapped. EPISODE 117 Gordo reveals the horrible truth about Mary Kate Olsen. EPISODE 116 Clyde explores John McCains secret past and Luke interviews a celebrity. EPISODE 115 Luke makes oh so wise class recommendations to new MCC students. EPISODE 114 The team reports on the Hogan family, as Gordo almost dies stealing internet. EPISODE 113 Gordo get's his a$$ kicked at the Con! EPISODE 112 Our OTB news team offers their thoughts on how to combat global warming, while Luke debuts a new segment, "In My Pants". EPISODE 111 The OTB news crew discuss potential national holidays and put on the issue debate segment, "I'm Pretty Sure I Heard". EPISODE 110 Andrea's frustration reaches new heights with Kevin Mac's new medical segment, "I'm No Doctor" EPISODE 109 The OTB news team dares to ask: "Are ultra-violent video games warping people's minds?" EPISODE 108 The team offers up advice to cash-strapped college students in the segment "Tips 'n Whips". EPISODE 107 Clyde reports on the new sport taking the campus by storm: tray-boarding. EPISODE 106 Luke decides to change his name while Kevin unveils his audition tape for Big Brother. EPISODE 105 Kevin scores an exclusive interview with Barack Obama! EPISODE 104 OTB’s Extreme Sports expert Clyde Evans attempts to slingshot himself across campus. EPISODE 103 Gordo gets an exclusive interview with a cast member from "Lost"! EPISODE 102 Luke brings us OTB's weekly feature "Tool Bag of the Week". EPISODE 101 The maiden episode of "On The Bubble". We meet the news team and see the "My Bad" and "What the Hell?" segments. |
